by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 22,965th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Para nuestro país que consideramos sagrado
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population56 million

Animalgolden eagle

The Federal Republic of Telaholoyan is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 56 million Telaholoyani are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The powerhouse Telaholoyani economy, worth 4.14 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 73,869 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,647 per year while the poor average 9,739, a ratio of 34.9 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and the Great Telaholoyani Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Telaholoyan's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Telaholoyan is ranked 59,316th in the world and 1,522nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 63.2 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 22,965thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,209th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 519th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 534th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 649th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 674th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 844th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 999th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,114th in the region

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