The Republic of Teg is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Tega with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 5.114 billion Tegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenny island. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,218 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teg's national animal is the Dogs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Teg is ranked 8,590^th in the world and 473^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.03 law-abiding acts per hour.