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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64thHighest Drug Use: 137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd
The 43 billion inhabitants of
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Teebeestroika

Population44.353 billion

CapitalTeebeestroika City
LeaderLeader
FaithLeader-worship

Currencytriganic pu
Animalleft-handed haggis

The 43 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.353 billion Teebeestroikans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 7,249 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 163,440 triganic pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, school football matches are usually five-a-side, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the horniness of the great-horned left-handed haggis is considered a national priority. Crime is all-pervasive. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 12,213th in the world and 1st in Teebeestroika for Most Stationary, with 2,050.50728489672 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64thHighest Drug Use: 137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 150thMost Corrupt Governments: 159thMost Subsidized Industry: 168thRudest Citizens: 329thLargest Black Market: 334thFattest Citizens: 373rdLargest Populations: 414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 440thMost Avoided: 460thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548thMost Advanced Public Education: 683rdHighest Crime Rates: 707thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,389thMost Armed: 1,520thHighest Economic Output: 1,697thMost Efficient Economies: 2,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,874thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,012thBest Weather: 7,681stNudest: 7,944thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,211thLargest Governments: 11,233rdMost Secular: 11,866thMost Stationary: 12,213thMost Influential: 12,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,392ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,017th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the horniness of the great-horned left-handed haggis is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Teebeestroika was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Teebeestroika to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Teebeestroikan Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Teebeestroika, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.

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