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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,259thLowest Crime Rates: 1,720thHealthiest Citizens: 2,045th
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Targetwest

Population5.469 billion

CapitalCity of Sunderland
LeaderPRIME MINISTER Nigel Farage
FaithAll FAITHS

CurrencyPound
AnimalDog

The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by PRIME MINISTER Nigel Farage with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.469 billion Targets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Sunderland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Targetwestian economy, worth 873 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,715 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love City Of Sunderland" t-shirts, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount City Of Sunderland make great practice for foreign snipers, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Targetwest's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All FAITHS.

Targetwest is ranked 157,387th in the world and 155th in The League for Most Stationary, with 134.16038635952 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,259thLowest Crime Rates: 1,720thHealthiest Citizens: 2,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,095thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,302ndBest Weather: 3,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,979thLargest Governments: 4,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,753rdSafest: 4,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,155thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,668thMost Influential: 9,114thMost Developed: 9,285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,290thMost Efficient Economies: 9,363rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,991stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,738thHighest Food Quality: 15,775thHighest Average Incomes: 18,865thMost Authoritarian: 19,422ndSmartest Citizens: 20,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,346thNicest Citizens: 27,773rd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount City Of Sunderland make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, third world countries are rich in "I Love City Of Sunderland" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, large sections of Targetwest have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Targetwest was endorsed by The Empire of Prevails.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, Targetwestian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Targetwest, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.

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