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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,662nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Peace and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Takimistan

Population217 million

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The Empire of Takimistan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 217 million Takimistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Takimistanian economy, worth 11.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,827 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takimistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Takimistan is ranked 158,978th in the world and 34th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 246.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,662nd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takimistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Takimistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Takimistan's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Veyoris, Dekks, Emienilande, AtlasBarfed, Venovica, Maupedonia, and Absovenya.

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