Population | 3.863 billion |
Capital | Paskal |
Leader | Chief Executive Officer Synne |
Currency | Synnian Crbble |
Animal | Atlantic Magpie |
The 🗠 Cᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ Rᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ 🗠 of Synne Industries is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Synne with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.863 billion Synnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paskal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Synnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion Synnian Crbbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 335,915 Synnian Crbbles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,316,778 per year while the poor average 17,269, a ratio of 134 to 1.
The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, there's a bright dawn ahead for Synne Industries, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Synnian airwaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Synne Industries's national animal is the Atlantic Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Synne Industries is ranked 7,543rd in the world and 3rd in Northern Ocean for Largest Black Market, with 186 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Synne Industries, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Synnian airwaves.
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Synne Industries, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
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Synne Industries, there's a bright dawn ahead for Synne Industries.
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Synne Industries, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
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Synne Industries, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
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Synne Industries, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
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Synne Industries, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
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Synne Industries, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
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Synne Industries, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
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Synne Industries, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.