The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 335 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The hard-working, devout population of 10.856 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 548 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,513 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 335's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 335 is ranked 119,393^rd in the world and 3,264^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 73.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.