The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 308 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Human Oppressor population. The hard-working population of 4.193 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 161 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,426 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 308's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 308 is ranked 156,160^th in the world and 442^nd in Armies of Sweets for Most Developed, scoring 52.71 on the Human Development Index.