The Free Land of Suwakees is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 537 million Suwakeesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suwakiano. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The very strong Suwakeesian economy, worth 38.9 trillion Pincés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 72,526 Pincés, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and many Suwakeesians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suwakees's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Suwakees is ranked 9,846^th in the world and 1^st in Freezonia for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.34 Workforce Participation Rate.