Population | 22.8 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | maakarhu |
The Republic of Suomi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.8 billion Suomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Suomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,559 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suomi's national animal is the maakarhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Suomi is ranked 233,895th in the world and 7,364th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.14482546508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suomi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Suomi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Suomi was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Suomi ceased to exist in Scandinavia.
- : Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Suomi, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Suomi was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Suomi, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Suomi, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.