Population | 5.894 billion |
Capital | New Quito |
Leader | Kevin Marx |
Faith | The scientific method |
Currency | Catinia pound |
Animal | swan |
The Secular utopia of Sunixia Catinia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kevin Marx with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.894 billion Sunixia Catinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Quito. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sunixia Catinian economy, worth 885 trillion Catinia pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,248 Catinia pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned swanball fields, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunixia Catinia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The scientific method.
Sunixia Catinia is ranked 107,272nd in the world and 81st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 384.01987228268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sunixia Catinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Sunixia Catinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Sunixia Catinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
- : Sunixia Catinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Sunixia Catinia, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Sunixia Catinia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned swanball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Sunixia Catinia, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Sunixia Catinia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in Sunixia Catinia, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Sunixia Catinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.