The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Bethany Woodard with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.29 billion Sucrati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geris City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sucrati economy, worth a remarkable 4,663 trillion Sucrati Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,970 Sucrati Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Sucrati pirates, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, Sucrati husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sucrati's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Sucrati is ranked 292,632^nd in the world and 109^th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.23 law-abiding acts per hour.