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Rudest Citizens: 8,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,641st
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Stoniamera

Population11.181 billion

CapitalStoniamera City
LeaderGabe the dog

CurrencyUS DOLLARS
AnimalChicken

The Federation of Stoniamera is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gabe the dog with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.181 billion Stoniamerans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoniamera City. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stoniameran economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion US DOLLARS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,429 US DOLLARS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoniamera's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stoniamera is ranked 122,560th in the world and 2,584th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 285.45722702948 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 8,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,879thTop
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Most Developed: 15,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,277thSmartest Citizens: 18,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,166thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,509thMost Secular: 20,961stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,368thBest Weather: 22,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,385thHighest Economic Output: 24,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 25,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,078thHighest Food Quality: 25,290thMost Cultured: 25,667thHealthiest Citizens: 25,686thMost Efficient Economies: 26,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,768th
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Most Politically Free: 396th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 462nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 517th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 548th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 666th in the regionMost Developed: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stoniamera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Stoniamera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Stoniamera's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Stoniamera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Stoniamera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Stoniamera's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Stoniamera's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Stoniamera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Stoniamera's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Stoniamera's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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