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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,615thMost Influential: 1,700th
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St Oaks

Population8.198 billion



The Republic of St Oaks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.198 billion Kolodziejzykians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolodziejzyk. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient St Oaksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion kollars a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,984 kollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Oaks's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kolodziejzykism.

St Oaks is ranked 147,374th in the world and 4,704th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.61 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,615thMost Influential: 1,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,094thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,447thMost Pacifist: 2,492ndBest Weather: 2,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,057thNicest Citizens: 3,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,862ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,955thMost Efficient Economies: 6,323rdLargest Governments: 6,338thMost Cultured: 6,621stHealthiest Citizens: 6,644thMost Developed: 6,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,213thSmartest Citizens: 10,977thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,598thMost Stationary: 13,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,786thHighest Economic Output: 17,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,335thHighest Average Incomes: 20,113thMost Devout: 21,302nd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Cultured: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 328th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 407th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 441st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 529th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 559th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 636th in the regionMost Devout: 650th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 676th in the regionLargest Black Market: 694th in the region

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