The Democratic Republic of Srnsbaland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Baldesco with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.798 billion Srnsbalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constitutional-Union Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srnsbalandian economy, worth 217 trillion Europas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,831 Europas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and no one gossips with President Baldesco during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srnsbaland's national animal is the Great Subsidiarity Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srnsbaland is ranked 198,553^rd in the world and 8,301^st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.94 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.