The Merchant Republic of Spiceamia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pietro II Morosini with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.96 billion Spiceamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laguna Profonda. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Spiceamian economy, worth 515 trillion Spiceamian Dońas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,124 Spiceamian Dońas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the government is avowedly secular, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiceamia's national animal is the Spotted Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicity.

Spiceamia is ranked 75,150^th in the world and 20^th in New Western Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.27 law-abiding acts per hour.