by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,830thFattest Citizens: 2,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,405th
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Population1.261 billion



The Dominion of Sparsdan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dadoun with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.261 billion Humans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The all-consuming Human economy, worth 153 trillion beers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 121,827 beers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sparsdan's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sparsdan is ranked 216,161st in the world and 473rd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Secular: 1,830thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,470thLargest Retail Industry: 2,894thMost Avoided: 3,030thHighest Crime Rates: 3,149thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,318thMost Influential: 3,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,138thNudest: 5,709thRudest Citizens: 6,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,789thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,145thLargest Mining Sector: 8,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,174thMost Armed: 10,291stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,112thHighest Drug Use: 22,581st
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the region

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