The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ingliz with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.163 billion Greys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Federative Socialistsian economy, worth an astonishing 13,498 trillion cruds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 669,459 cruds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Federative Socialists's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Soviet Federative Socialists is ranked 147^th in the world and 1^st in PoFo for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 40,486.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.