The Not Soviet Federation of Soviet Adia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zuma Mizkik with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.299 billion Adians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsalv. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet Adian economy, worth 365 trillion Keirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,794 Keirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, Zuma Mizkik's reputation is hard as nails, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Adia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Old East Orthodox.

Soviet Adia is ranked 19,330^th in the world and 743^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.27 law-abiding acts per hour.