Population | 9.951 billion |
Capital | Nordica |
Leader | Emperor Newman |
Faith | Christian-Methodism |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Dragon |
The Empire of Southern-Nordic States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Newman with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.951 billion Imperial Nords have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordica. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,627 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern-Nordic States's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian-Methodism.
Southern-Nordic States is ranked 258,103rd in the world and 1st in The New Union of Nations for Most Stationary, with 15.7090524462 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southern-Nordic States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Southern-Nordic States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Southern-Nordic States published "Parental Licensing Information" (Factbook: Legislation).
- : Southern-Nordic States endorsed a map .
- : Following new legislation in Southern-Nordic States, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Southern-Nordic States, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Southern-Nordic States, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Southern-Nordic States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Southern-Nordic States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Southern-Nordic States's influence in The New Union of Nations fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.