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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,693rdBest Weather: 9,908th
The Feline Realm of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Be Yourself in SouthCarolina.
the Council of Cats
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

SouthCarolina

Population5.775 billion

CapitalCharleston
Leaderthe Council of Cats
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGreyback
AnimalWhite-Tailed Deer

The Feline Realm of SouthCarolina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Council of Cats with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.775 billion SouthCarolinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SouthCarolinian economy, worth 571 trillion Greybacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 99,009 Greybacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping SouthCarolinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Charleston, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and Charleston's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SouthCarolina's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

SouthCarolina is ranked 225,686th in the world and 6,838th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 26.81680228168 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,693rdBest Weather: 9,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,059thMost Armed: 12,288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,413thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,352ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,085thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,281stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,685thMost Developed: 16,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,618thHighest Food Quality: 19,048thMost Inclusive: 19,522ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,063rdMost Income Equality: 22,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,519thMost Cultured: 26,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,584thSmartest Citizens: 29,533rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 422nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 587th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 671st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 690th in the regionMost Income Equality: 724th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 731st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 769th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 792nd in the regionMost Armed: 820th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 831st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 856th in the regionNicest Citizens: 867th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 912th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 971st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SouthCarolina's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : SouthCarolina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, Charleston's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : SouthCarolina's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : SouthCarolina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Cheerful Citizens, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, and Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Charleston.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, glamping SouthCarolinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in SouthCarolina, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".

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