Population | 12.489 billion |
Capital | Hogsport |
Leader | Lord Narrows |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Krystal |
Animal | Blue Hog |
The Crown Dependency of South Sulphur is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Narrows with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.489 billion Sulphurites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsport. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient South Sulphurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Krystals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,294 Krystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hogsport has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the nation's smallest Blue Hogball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Sulphur's national animal is the Blue Hog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
South Sulphur is ranked 26,499th in the world and 14th in North America for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : South Sulphur was endorsed by The Principality of Lower Quebec.
- : South Sulphur endorsed The Principality of Lower Quebec.
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : South Sulphur endorsed The Empire of Imperio Imperial del Gran Mexico.
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : South Sulphur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".
- : South Sulphur voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » An Earthly Pure Land, Deep Southern States, and Golshingo.