The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.571 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 753 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,996 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Turaniskidak Metropolis, the clergy of Socialist Tosdodanism remains a single-sex institution, and nations across the world are quick to praise Prime Commissar Turaniski's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 218,281^st in the world and 7^th in Athena for Most Average, scoring 16.67 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.