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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
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President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.687 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.687 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,256 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Mozhkin Turaniski's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 36,695th in the world and 2nd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,572.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259thHighest Poor Incomes: 289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 458thMost Devout: 562ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725thMost Conservative: 772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 937thMost Armed: 1,043rdLargest Black Market: 1,079thHighest Average Incomes: 1,099thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,145thLargest Mining Sector: 1,325thLowest Crime Rates: 1,961stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,279thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,720thLargest Governments: 2,862ndMost Avoided: 3,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,836thMost Authoritarian: 4,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,675thMost Efficient Economies: 8,202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,514thHighest Economic Output: 10,074thMost Developed: 10,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,412thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,948thMost Extreme: 19,468thLargest Retail Industry: 19,651stHealthiest Citizens: 21,518th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, President Mozhkin Turaniski's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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