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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 303rd
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
The age of reaction ends. The future is ours to write.
General Secretary Turaniski
Influence
Power
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.209 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderGeneral Secretary Turaniski
FaithEnlightenment Doctrine

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.209 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,355 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and a rusted hulk in Turaniskidak harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenment Doctrine.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 201,835th in the world and 2nd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,426.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 486thMost Devout: 779thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,133rdLargest Black Market: 1,275thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,418thHighest Average Incomes: 1,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,461stLargest Mining Sector: 1,938thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,316thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,511thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,165thLargest Governments: 3,547thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,590thMost Avoided: 4,276thMost Conservative: 4,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,292ndMost Authoritarian: 6,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,038thMost Efficient Economies: 9,180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,710thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,415thMost Developed: 12,750thLargest Retail Industry: 20,329thMost Income Equality: 22,035th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, a rusted hulk in Turaniskidak harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, South Reinkalistan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, nations across the world are quick to praise General Secretary Turaniski's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : South Reinkalistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Extreme.

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