The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.687 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,256 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Mozhkin Turaniski's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 36,695^th in the world and 2^nd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,572.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.