The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.209 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,355 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and a rusted hulk in Turaniskidak harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenment Doctrine.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 201,835^th in the world and 2^nd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,426.35 Standard Monetary Units.