The Some Random TNPer of Some Random TNP Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Random Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.319 billion Random TNPers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Random City. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Random TNPer economy, worth a remarkable 3,291 trillion Question marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,156 Question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Some Random Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Randomness.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 344,871^st in the world and 6,012^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.