The Democratic Republic of Solar Sheouls is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 285 million Celestians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toadsville. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Celestian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Lilypads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,630 Lilypads, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the only science is political science, Solar Sheouls has designated Toadsville as its capital city, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is well under control. Solar Sheouls's national animal is the Housefly.

Solar Sheouls is ranked 85,949^th in the world and 25^th in New Chesapeake for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67.82 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.