The Dizzying Perspective of So Meta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Observatron with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.751 billion So Metans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprawl. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient So Metan economy, worth a remarkable 2,294 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,260 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. So Meta's national animal is the Air Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Navel Gazing.

So Meta is ranked 3,916^th in the world and 3^rd in Schopenhauer for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,262.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.