The Republic of Snakeistan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.497 billion lolbertarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancap City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The powerhouse Snakeistanian economy, worth 318 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,405 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 908,678 per year while the poor average 5,873, a ratio of 154 to 1.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Snakeistan's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Snakeistan is ranked 336,235^th in the world and 14^th in Libertarian Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 0.38 flags saluted per person per day.