The Super duper awesome land of Smocza is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by kanye west IV with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.942 billion sozans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⋏⟒⍜ ⌇⍙⟟⋏⟟☍. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.

The powerhouse Smoczan economy, worth 196 trillion dabloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 101,186 dabloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smocza's national animal is the black sable ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ⋏⟒⍙-christianity.

Smocza is ranked 144,839^th in the world and 15^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,252.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.