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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,573rd
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
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Population861 million

CapitalThe Center Of
LeaderAll of them

AnimalBlack Bear

The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by All of them with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 861 million Smeshians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 125 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,083 9mms, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

All of them has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, it is rumoured that All of them uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, several inches are being added to first class seating, and All of them has just been declared ruler of Smesh in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smesh is ranked 59,396th in the world and 3,354th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 20.48 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,573rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,768thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,313thFattest Citizens: 2,531stMost Armed: 2,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,760thMost Avoided: 2,853rdRudest Citizens: 2,949thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,325thLargest Retail Industry: 3,433rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,819thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,219thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,828thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,909thHighest Average Incomes: 14,442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,454thMost Efficient Economies: 18,592nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 145th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 177th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 475th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 504th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 617th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 627th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 701st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 847th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 852nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 893rd in the region

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