The Socialist Republic of Slavkian is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Slavkian Labor Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 782 million Slavians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lono-Kovichk. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slavian economy, worth 68.1 trillion Slavkiks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,046 Slavkiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavkian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slavkian is ranked 261,349^th in the world and 88^th in The Internationale for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 23.58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.