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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,465thLargest Retail Industry: 3,753rdMost Influential: 4,314th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
To do as you say and to say as you do
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Slaughter None

Population791 million



The Federal Republic of Slaughter None is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 791 million Slaughter noneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaughterland. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughter Nonean economy, worth 101 trillion Patacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,118 Patacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, a popular Slaughter Nonean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slaughter None's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slaughter None is ranked 27,291st in the world and 107th in The Free Nations Region for Most Secular, with 39.66 Atheism Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,465thLargest Retail Industry: 3,753rdMost Influential: 4,314thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,047thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,162ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,671stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,511thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,679thMost Avoided: 15,669thMost Efficient Economies: 16,471stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,300thHighest Average Incomes: 19,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,234thLargest Mining Sector: 20,748thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,484thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,859th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 50th in the region

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