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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,942ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,059th
The New Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!
Ubenfaum Helglutinux
Civil Rights
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Slagenseter Forn

Population4.093 billion

CapitalNew Haelger
LeaderUbenfaum Helglutinux

AnimalSlagenseterian Skak Hawk

The New Order of Slagenseter Forn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.093 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 607 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,303 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Slagenseter Forn are famed for their reasonable volume levels, a soldier's body is a temple, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 169,167th in the world and 7,485th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 33 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,942ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,128thLowest Crime Rates: 5,434thMost Conservative: 5,887thSafest: 6,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,423rdMost Secular: 7,563rdLargest Governments: 7,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,713thHealthiest Citizens: 7,844thMost Authoritarian: 8,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,959thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,874thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,175thMost Developed: 10,776thMost Efficient Economies: 11,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,830thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,278thLargest Mining Sector: 17,834th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the regionSafest: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Secular: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionMost Conservative: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 341st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 440th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 447th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 468th in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 580th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 600th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 738th in the region

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