Population | 7.567 billion |
Capital | Ahuntsic |
Currency | piastre |
Animal | snowy owl |
The Most Serene Republic of Skawanoti is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 7.567 billion Skawanotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahuntsic. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Skawanotian economy, worth 931 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,070 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, Skawanotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skawanoti's national animal is the snowy owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Skawanoti is ranked 88,979th in the world and 984th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 510.54388852948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, Skawanotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.