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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,911thMost Pacifist: 3,011thMost Secular: 3,028th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
United by resilience
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Skawanoti

Population7.567 billion

CapitalAhuntsic

Currencypiastre
Animalsnowy owl

The Most Serene Republic of Skawanoti is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 7.567 billion Skawanotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahuntsic. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skawanotian economy, worth 931 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,070 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, Skawanotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skawanoti's national animal is the snowy owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skawanoti is ranked 88,979th in the world and 984th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 510.54388852948 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,911thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,011thMost Secular: 3,028thSafest: 3,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,090thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,900thNicest Citizens: 4,017thBest Weather: 4,785thMost Inclusive: 5,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,844thHighest Food Quality: 5,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,800thHealthiest Citizens: 7,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,948thMost Cultured: 8,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,191stMost Developed: 8,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,049thLowest Crime Rates: 10,870thLargest Governments: 11,263rdSmartest Citizens: 11,470thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,371st
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Most Pacifist: 139th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 142nd in the regionSafest: 151st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Secular: 156th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 274th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 368th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 376th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 481st in the regionMost Developed: 482nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 540th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 655th in the regionLargest Governments: 664th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 717th in the regionMost Stationary: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, Skawanotians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Skawanoti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Skawanoti, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.

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