The Democratic Republic of Siti Onahil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Magistrate with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.529 billion Siti Onahilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shai Ning. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Siti Onahilian economy, worth 140 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,964 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, news headlines usually include p-values, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and Shai Ning has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siti Onahil's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Siti Onahil is ranked 167,680^th in the world and 898^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 471.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.