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Simba World

Population2.574 billion

CapitalCity Of Hell
LeaderSir Simb


The Rogue Nation of Simba World is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Simb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.574 billion Simba Worldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of Hell. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Simba Worldian economy, worth 306 trillion Hays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,901 Hays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simba World's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Simba World is ranked 44,529th in the world and 1st in Pikachu Pika Pika for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,608.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,487thNudest: 4,707thMost Secular: 5,277thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,225thLargest Black Market: 8,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,777thMost Authoritarian: 11,504thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,757thLargest Governments: 19,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,789thHighest Average Incomes: 24,014th

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