by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 825thMost Influential: 1,891stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,926th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
poggers in the chat
The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.059 billion

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 1.059 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 104 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,046 Dalans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, the comic book series 'The Yeetmaster Supreme and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Simadoa is ranked 34,791st in the world and 1,355th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.51 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 825thMost Influential: 1,891stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,926thMost Armed: 8,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,418thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,192ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 16,349thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,486thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,977thMost Inclusive: 18,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,621stMost Cultured: 21,965thMost Secular: 22,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,528th
Most Armed: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 474th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 490th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 566th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 703rd in the regionMost Influential: 737th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 803rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 909th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the comic book series 'The Yeetmaster Supreme and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Simadoa changed its national faith to "Stupidity".
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, Stupidity has been named as Simadoa's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, and 169 others.Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Dabarastan, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Religioncord, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ellbonnia, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Novremia, Duurania, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Rising Sakura, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, and Sahriastan.

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