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Most Valuable International Artwork: 758thMost Pacifist: 1,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395th
The Princessipality of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
But your princess is in another castle!
Princess Shy Guy
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Shy Guyia

Population15.374 billion

LeaderPrincess Shy Guy
FaithGuyian Paganism

CurrencyGold Coin

The Princessipality of Shy Guyia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Shy Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.374 billion Shy Guys enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guyopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,000 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shy Guyia's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guyian Paganism.

Shy Guyia is ranked 153,671st in the world and 715th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 345.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 758thMost Pacifist: 1,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395thBest Weather: 2,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,321stTop
Safest: 2,853rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,155thMost Developed: 3,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,378thLowest Crime Rates: 3,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,414thNicest Citizens: 3,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,840thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,158thLargest Governments: 4,288thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,462ndSmartest Citizens: 4,508thMost Inclusive: 4,974thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,750thHealthiest Citizens: 5,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,935thHighest Economic Output: 6,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,445thMost Influential: 7,382ndMost Cultured: 7,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,625thMost Secular: 10,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,914thHighest Average Incomes: 11,360thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,471stLargest Populations: 16,008thMost Stationary: 20,701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,013th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 110th in the region

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