The Imperial Semi-Democracy of Shnailand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kevin Kurashima with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.852 billion Shnailandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shnailand City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Shnailandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,694 trillion Shnailandian Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,758 Shnailandian Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, money grows on trees, diplomatic cables about Kevin Kurashima have suddenly been very flattering, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shnailand's national animal is the Shnail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way of the Shnail.

Shnailand is ranked 66,070^th in the world and 1,827^th in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 24.16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.