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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,269thHighest Drug Use: 1,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,390th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
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SFR Philippines

Population5.83 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderSir Bulletploof Grass
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyPhilippine peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Bulletploof Grass with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.83 billion Filipinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Philippine pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,038 Philippine pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', foreign lack of enthusiasm for Philippine nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown. SFR Philippines's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

SFR Philippines is ranked 235,365th in the world and 16th in The Cormorant Pact for Most Secular, with 7.44 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,269thHighest Drug Use: 1,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,390thMost Inclusive: 1,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,858thLargest Governments: 2,042ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,068thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,089thMost Cultured: 2,133rdNicest Citizens: 2,144thRudest Citizens: 2,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,367thTop
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Most Developed: 2,472ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,641stSmartest Citizens: 2,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,730thMost Efficient Economies: 2,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,827thSafest: 5,598thHighest Average Incomes: 5,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,510thMost Influential: 7,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,980thMost Devout: 8,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,816thNudest: 9,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,996thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,720thBest Weather: 13,974thHighest Economic Output: 14,801stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,618thHealthiest Citizens: 17,229thMost Politically Free: 19,816thMost Stationary: 20,520thMost Income Equality: 22,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,340th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SFR Philippines published "Sir Bulletploof Grass" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Philippine nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Sir Bulletploof Grass wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : SFR Philippines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.

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