The Utopian Republic of Sevinland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Sevinlandian Senate with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.265 billion Sevinlanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elei. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sevinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,161 trillion Sevinlandian credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,710 Sevinlandian credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sevinland's border, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Sevinland's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sevinland is ranked 243,031^st in the world and 9,281^st in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.