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Largest Populations: 289thLargest Welfare Programs: 920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,530th
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Jurgen das Kiint
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Serious Problems

Population44.993 billion

LeaderJurgen das Kiint

CurrencyBullion
Animalvirus

The Yoke of Serious Problems is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jurgen das Kiint with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.993 billion Serious Problemsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The thriving Serious Problemsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion Bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,359 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Procrastination is a national sport, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Jurgen das Kiint has just been declared ruler of Serious Problems in an international press conference, and civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serious Problems's national animal is the virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serious Problems is ranked 17,421st in the world and 262nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,714.24086121848 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,497thHighest Economic Output: 4,969thMost Influential: 5,407thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,958thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,183rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,266thSafest: 7,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,680thMost Cultured: 8,739thSmartest Citizens: 9,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,420thHighest Food Quality: 11,776thMost Pacifist: 12,747thNicest Citizens: 13,414thLowest Crime Rates: 13,467thLargest Governments: 14,718thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,083rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,229thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,699thMost Stationary: 17,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,598thHealthiest Citizens: 19,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,429th
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Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionSafest: 182nd in the regionMost Cultured: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Stationary: 262nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 267th in the regionNicest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Pacifist: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 332nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 359th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546th in the region

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