The Intelligence of Seevolin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Updove Allegrou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.215 billion Seevs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silinia. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Seevolish economy, worth 102 trillion Seevolish Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,641 Seevolish Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and many aides in Updove Allegrou's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Seevolin's national animal is the Turtle and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Seevolin is ranked 69,359^th in the world and 327^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,198.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.