Population | 11.535 billion |
Capital | Sedra City |
Leader | Colonel Talitha Macer |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Sedran Colonial Credit |
Animal | Pelican |
The Armed Republic of Sedran Colonial Guard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colonel Talitha Macer with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.535 billion Sedrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sedra City. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Sedran economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion Sedran Colonial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,518 Sedran Colonial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Colonel Talitha Macer is not a crook, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sedran Colonial Guard's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sedran Colonial Guard is ranked 263,339th in the world and 2nd in Sedra City for Most Stationary, with 13.5128732962 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sedran Colonial Guard's influence in Sedra City fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Sedran Colonial Guard's influence in Sedra City rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : The Armed Queendom of Talitha Macer appointed Sedran Colonial Guard as Sedran Colonial Guard with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Sedra City.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard relocated from Texas to Sedra City.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Sedran Colonial Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Sedran Colonial Guard, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.