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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,998th
The Second Best Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Nice
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Second Best Puppet 69

Population6.632 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.632 billion Second Best Puppet 69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,679 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the military has declared war on all religious influence, Noah can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 69's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 69 is ranked 102,958th in the world and 1,571st in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01919336088 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,506thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,998thFattest Citizens: 3,753rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,024thLargest Mining Sector: 4,534thMost Devout: 4,882ndLargest Black Market: 5,611thMost Efficient Economies: 5,885thRudest Citizens: 6,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,081stLargest Retail Industry: 8,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,999thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,902ndNudest: 12,026thLargest Governments: 12,345thHighest Average Incomes: 13,345thLowest Crime Rates: 13,545thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,198thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,983rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,163rdMost Cultured: 17,921stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,077thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,350thHighest Economic Output: 23,537thMost Patriotic: 24,763rdMost Developed: 26,347th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionFattest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 145th in the regionMost Average: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, Noah can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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