Population | 6.632 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.632 billion Second Best Puppet 69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,679 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the military has declared war on all religious influence, Noah can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 69's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 69 is ranked 102,958th in the world and 1,571st in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01919336088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, Noah can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 69, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.