Population | 6.711 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 45 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.711 billion Second Best Puppet 45ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,317 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the Second Best Puppet 45ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 45's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 45 is ranked 17,916th in the world and 1,108th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, the Second Best Puppet 45ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, mass shootings have become the new normal.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 45, Noah can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.