Population | 6.646 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 31 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.646 billion Second Best Puppet 31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 31ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,449 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-card charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 31's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 31 is ranked 102,996th in the world and 1,610th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01756836192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 31 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-card charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 31, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.