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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,390thLargest Retail Industry: 3,469th
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Second Best Puppet 28

Population6.672 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 28 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.672 billion Second Best Puppet 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,405 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 28's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 28 is ranked 102,989th in the world and 1,615th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01753363972 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,472ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,390thLargest Retail Industry: 3,469thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,933rdRudest Citizens: 4,980thMost Efficient Economies: 5,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,966thLargest Black Market: 7,008thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,424thLowest Crime Rates: 7,928thMost Cultured: 8,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,464thMost Devout: 8,747thLargest Governments: 9,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,505thNudest: 10,109thHighest Average Incomes: 10,554thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,623rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,170thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,093rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,472ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,545thHighest Economic Output: 21,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,512thMost Patriotic: 23,907thSmartest Citizens: 24,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,036th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 204th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 227th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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