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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,178thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,527th
The Second Best Colony of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Second Best Puppet 207

Population6.485 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 207 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.485 billion Second Best Puppet 207ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 207ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,586 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A crystal a day keeps the establishment away, genetic researchers have been expelled, the comic book series 'Noah and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 207's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 207 is ranked 102,810th in the world and 1,436th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02526974588 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,150thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,178thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,527thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,529thMost Devout: 5,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,068thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,305thNudest: 9,915thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,064thLargest Retail Industry: 10,165thMost Cultured: 10,407thLargest Black Market: 10,525thLargest Governments: 10,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,660thFattest Citizens: 11,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,407thLowest Crime Rates: 12,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,550thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,534thLargest Mining Sector: 18,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,316thMost Developed: 19,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,984thHighest Economic Output: 29,128th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Politically Free: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 164th in the regionMost Cultured: 169th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 240th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Second Best Puppet 207 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the comic book series 'Noah and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, all the world's a stage for Second Best Puppet 207ian political theatrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Second Best Puppet 207 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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