Population | 6.485 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 207 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.485 billion Second Best Puppet 207ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 207ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,586 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A crystal a day keeps the establishment away, genetic researchers have been expelled, the comic book series 'Noah and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 207's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 207 is ranked 102,810th in the world and 1,436th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02526974588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 207 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the comic book series 'Noah and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, all the world's a stage for Second Best Puppet 207ian political theatrics.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 207, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Second Best Puppet 207 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.