The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 195 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.575 billion Second Best Puppet 195ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 195ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,971 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 195's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 195 is ranked 10,866^th in the world and 223^rd in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.51 law-abiding acts per hour.