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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,639thLargest Mining Sector: 3,577th
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Second Best Puppet 183

Population6.522 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 183 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.522 billion Second Best Puppet 183ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 183ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,503 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 183's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 183 is ranked 102,833rd in the world and 1,459th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02499196828 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,639thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,577thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,905thRudest Citizens: 4,677thLargest Retail Industry: 4,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,410thMost Efficient Economies: 9,187thLargest Black Market: 9,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,334thLargest Governments: 9,871stLowest Crime Rates: 9,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,002ndMost Devout: 11,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,206thNudest: 13,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,852ndTop
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Most Developed: 15,802ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,634thMost Cultured: 20,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,345thHighest Economic Output: 23,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,251stSmartest Citizens: 28,234thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,751st
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 160th in the regionMost Average: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionLargest Populations: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, postcards from Second Best Puppet 183ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.

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