Population | 6.522 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 183 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.522 billion Second Best Puppet 183ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 183ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,503 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 183's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 183 is ranked 102,833rd in the world and 1,459th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02499196828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, postcards from Second Best Puppet 183ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 183, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.